It could happen to you

Well, yes, those WERE my underthings traveling around Baggage Carousel 8 at Philadelphia International Airport Saturday night. I was tempted to walk away and just forget about the whole suitcase and its spilled contents on the belt, but alas, Schmoo was with me and kept yelling, "MOMMY WHY IS YOUR UNDERWEAR OUTSIDE THE SUITCASE?!? MOMMY! WHY IS OUR SUITCASE OPEN? MOMMY! ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUR STUFF?!?"