I've been so bad about posting the funny things that Schmoo says to FB, but not here. MUST DO BETTER!
From May 23rd:
Discussing poetry in Schmoo's class today, the teacher asked the kids what "white fluffy clouds" reminded them of. Schmoo's answer: My mom's underwear.
From June 1st:
Schmoo got off the school bus and said, "mommy don't worry about reading any emails you might get from my teacher today." Too bad kid, I already read about your misdeeds.
From June 6th:
Schmoo has a great bus driver. They play 20 questions every morning when the kids get to school but before the school doors open. One kid stands in the front and says, "I'm thinking of..." and the kids have to ask yes/no questions to guess what it is. Bus driver was laughing as I picked Schmoo up this afternoon. She said no one could guess his word because he picked "abyss". She said when he revealed the answer all the kids were staring like "huh? did you make that word up?" The other kids' words had been "monkey" and "happy meal".
