Oh, the schmoo!
While in Texas, I was talking to my niece about her ap exams. Schmoo had to chime in and talked about all the strenuous tests they had in kindergarten. He went ON AND ON about how he did on the tests, and how smart he is, oh my gosh! I looked at my niece and said, "he also tested highest on the humble exam" to which an indignant schmoo answered, "I did not. They don't even test for that in Kindergarten!"
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Schmoo has just recently had his very first hamburger. Since he is sooooooo anti bread, this is a VERY big deal. Then when we were in Texas, we went to Fuddruckers. He instructed me to put ketchup, tomatoes, onions, banana peppers and jalapenos on his burger. He said, "I'm having a manly burger."
On the way home he asked if I had put jalapenos on my burger. I said I did, but would have preferred green chilis. His response, "I'm a jalapeno man myself."
