So here's what the schmoo had to say yesterday:

***Honey asks, "Do you know what fast Sunday is?"

Schmoo: It's where you don't eat anything except children.

(We were laughing for a long time. He was trying to say that adults don't eat anything. Kids can eat.)

*** He saw the lovely flowers I got from primary and says, "That's a beautiful bouquet."

*** We were leaving church and he looked me up and down and says, "Mommy your chest looks like two peanuts in a peanut shell." How do you respond to that? I didn't want to laugh! I did let him know that as a general rule, we don't talk about people's chests. Especially at church.