Schmoo drew this pic at school and said that he wants to be a fireman when he grows up. The teacher asked him why he didn't include a firetruck or ladder or hose.

Schmoo replied, "I'm on my lunch break."

His teacher tells us he has great potential in a union :)



In other news, the other day I asked him what he learned about Abraham Lincoln. He INSISTED that the teacher had discoursed on Jon Stewart and not President Lincoln. I asked him a bunch of questions and he reported lots of Lincoln facts but said that it was really Jon Stewart. I pulled the following picture out of his backpack and he said, "Yep, there's good ol Jon Stewart." We have no idea where this kid gets this stuff.